Its Not Our Fault That Your Boyfriends Stupid

It’s Not Our Fault Your Boyfriend’s Stupid translates Mannion’s LP cover into wearable chaos. The surreal slab of ink is equal parts creepy, funny, and absurd — a perfect example of Dodge embracing their own brand of ugly-beautiful nonsense. Hand-pulled on heavyweight cotton, each print carries slight imperfections that give it character, echoing the raw energy of the original artwork.

This isn’t just merch; it’s a historical snapshot of Dodge’s creative evolution. The shirt embodies the era when the band stopped trying to please anyone and leaned fully into their unique vision. The heavyweight cotton ensures durability while keeping the tee comfortable, making it suitable for gigs, streetwear, or just lounging in unapologetic style.

Wear it if you’ve ever loved a record so much you wanted to crawl inside the artwork. Wear it if you’ve ever rolled your eyes at a bad boyfriend. Mostly — wear it because it looks sick and perfectly embodies DIY punk attitude.

The LowDown
Usually printed on Fruit of the Loom Valueweight 165gsm. Sometimes we switch brands, but we always aim to stay over 150gsm for every tee.

Tee tech spec:
Fruit of the Loom Valueweight 165gsm
100% Cotton
Crew neck with Cotton/ LYCRA® rib
Self-fabric neck tape
Fine knit gauge for enhanced printability
Sizes: S–2XL

Wash sensibly. Tumble drying is at yr risk, but if it shrinks, that’s on you.
If your size or print is out of stock, just holla up — we’ll try and work something out.
This is just a one-man-band kinda outfit - be nice.