Human Beanz

Human Beanz is what happens when everyday breakfast collides with underground weirdness. Designed by Thomas Mannion, it transforms a humble tin of beans into a disturbing, surreal figure that’s simultaneously absurd and hilarious. Hand-pulled screen printing brings the design to life, leaving subtle imperfections that make each shirt unique — much like the chaotic can it depicts.

The shirt embodies Dodge’s DIY ethos: raw, rough around the edges, and unapologetically strange. Printed on soft cotton, the fabric balances comfort with durability, ensuring the artwork survives gigs, nights out, and general daily chaos. The visual impact is immediate: absurd imagery, bold lines, and quirks in the ink make each tee a conversation starter.

Wear it as a badge for fans of dark humour, punk culture, and off-kilter art. It’s a shirt that’s equal parts statement, joke, and collectible, reflecting the weird, noisy, and creative energy of Dodge.

The LowDown
Usually printed on Fruit of the Loom Valueweight 165gsm. Sometimes we switch brands, but we always aim to stay over 150gsm for every tee.

Tee tech spec:
Fruit of the Loom Valueweight 165gsm
100% Cotton
Crew neck with Cotton/ LYCRA® rib
Self-fabric neck tape
Fine knit gauge for enhanced printability
Sizes: S–2XL

Wash sensibly. Tumble drying is at yr risk, but if it shrinks, that’s on you.
If your size or print is out of stock, just holla up — we’ll try and work something out.
This is just a one-man-band kinda outfit - be nice.

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